squid sisters: sing the calamari inkantation
octolings: this slaps! time to overthrow the government
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But just as a PSA: I’m dipping after December 17th, possibly sooner.
Thanks for the good times and the laughs, Tumblr. Congrats on shooting yourself in the foot.
how to determine the gender of my nipples
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lol tumblr really just be banning all porn, now, huh
what’s a female-presenting nipple
its a nipple but like, with lipstick
Female presenting nipples 😂
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like notice how nowhere in that lil staff update did they mention getting rid of nazi or white supremacist content. they still get to keep theyre racist and neofascist userbase while appearing to do something useful
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Cat knees are never where you think they are.
(Source: weheartit.com, via birdungehrl)
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Oh yeah, I am living for the shade.
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selfie
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Boneless
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hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie
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The second I saw these funky lil dudes I felt my brain get a rush of serotonin
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͡° ) Don’t.
͜ʖ ͡° ) Stop.
͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Me.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Now.
Don’t stop me…
‘cause I’m having a good time ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ HAVING A GOOD TIME ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ
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